It’s a fact, money can get you time.
(You pay more for faster transportation hence you arrive faster at the destination.)
It’s a fact, money can remove time.
(Money is converted into objects that you buy to be used during your free time, such as mags, phones, computer…)
It’s a fact, you or your parents burn money.
(Money is converted into petrol to be burnt to move your car when you buy petrol at gas stations.)
It’s a fact, you wash yourself using money.
(Money is converted into water when you pay your water bills)
It’s a fact, money is electricity.
(Money is converted into potential difference created by TNB to enable flow of electrons, which brings about electricity…when you pay your electricity bills!)
It’s a fact, you eat money.
(Money is converted into food by you simply buying food)
It’s a fact, you drink money.
(Money is converted into drinks by you simply buying drinks.)
It’s a fact, you are willing to stare at money for more than 1 hour.
(Money is converted into movies by you paying for movie tickets and seeing the movies for more than 1 hour.)
It’s a fact, money can make you happy.
(Money is converted into presents by your friends buying you presents.)
It’s a fact, money can make you sad.
(Money is converted into SMS from your bf/gf saying they want to break up by them paying for top-up credit to send you SMS.)
It’s a fact, money buys health.
(Money is converted into medicine/healthcare for when you lose your health to some sickness by you paying clinics/hospitals for the medicine and healthcare.)
It’s a fact, money can give you bad
(Money is converted into prunes to be eaten; prunes are known to give you real good diarrhoea.)
It’s a fact, you are your mum and dad’s money.
(Money is converted into your body by you mum and dad buying food to be fed to you so that you grow and live.)
It’s a fact, money can make you suffer!
(Money is converted into the IB @Sri KDU to make you suffer homework and assignments! LOL!)
It’s a fact, money can beat the living sh#@ in people.
(Money is converted into FRU officers beating up stubborn illegal demonstrators.)
It’s a fact, money can imprison people.
(Money is converted into a prison to stuff murderers and rapists.)
It’s a fact, money can kill people.
(Money is converted into a killer by people hiring other people to kill people.)
It’s a fact, money can kill loads of people.
(Money was once converted into an atomic bomb and was used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.)
It’s a fact, money is justice.
(Money is converted into government attorneys who prosecute murderers and rapists.)
It’s a fact, money is injustice.(Money is converted into good lawyers who can babble nonsense to allow the court to set murderers free from charges.)
It’s a fact, money runs the country.
(Money is converted into a government to run this country.)
It’s a fact, money runs the world?
(Now if you think this way, you will either be the most miserable person in the world or you will become the next potential super-rich villain who would do anything for money…)
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